11. It was better than the last one.
10. Sulu aka John Cho aka Harold Lee, and his travel-friendly sword
9. I plan on teaching my daughter some of that 4/3π shit like those Vulcans
8. Explosions. I like explosions
7. Starfleet tough guy: "There's 4 of us and one of you." Kirk: "Then go call two of your friends and it'll be a fair fight." He slaps him twice on the cheek!
6. Midget aliens that walk around like dumb dogs
5. James Kirk is hanging off cliffs and edges for half of the movie. That's a lot of P90X
4. You can say derogatory things like, "Who is that pointy-ear'd bastard?", or "Green blooded hobgoblin" without actually offending anyone
3. Two Spocks reminds me of Double Impact starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. "There's two of them!"
2. Zoe Saldana is hot
1. JJ Abrams represent!