Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Blogging during the Raptors game

And other random junk.

[7:43PM] New Jersey fans suck. Can't even fill up the lower bowl.
[7:44PM] I'm so glad that Jose Calderon is back. Less Will Solomon is good for my health.

I had no idea that there was a snowstorm when I left the house this morning. No gloves, no boots ... What a disaster.

[7:46PM] Holy smak Jamario Moon stoned that guy! And Bargnani finishes on the other end!

Thanks to Jay for hooking me up with Iron Man on Blu-Ray.

[7:58PM] Gatdamn, we're getting smoked early on.

I had American Idol and Lost set up to record at the same time. I'm pretty sure the 8PM Lost is a repeat, but my wife doesn't want me skip the timer. So I had to record the 11PM American Idol, because I can't record 2 shows at the same time and watch the Raptors game. She's beside me right now, checking YouTube for videos of Bargnani and Francisco Garcia tussling on Monday night.

[8:02PM] Bargnani is looking good with his catch and shoot.

The dude from the Wendy's commercial was also in The Dark Knight. David Dastmalchian according to a few Google Searches. He played Thomas Schiff, the dude that worked for the Joker, and Harvey Dent was going to pop in the head.

[8:19PM] Keyon Dooling and Vince Carter are lighting it up from the 3-point line. The Raps will need to play defense at some point if they want to win this one.
[8:23PM] Fuck that! O'neal did not foul Devin Harris.
[8:27PM] O'neal held his own guarding Harris on the perimeter. He didn't foul, and forced a tough shot. We need the rest of these guys to smarten up. AP came back in transistion and stuck the 3-ball. CB4 looks off. A few unforced turnovers. Oh wait, he just stuck a fadeaway jumper. I take it back.
[8:33PM] Chris Bosh ... And 1!
[8:36PM] This was a horrible half of basketball, and we're only down 4. Fingers are crossed.

I'm going to get some Tostitos and salsa.

[8:52PM] Jamario Moon says, "Get that gawbage outta here!"
[8:53PM] Every time we need a score, Parker has delivered. Raps lead! And now Jose just popped a 3-ball!
[8:58PM] Dang, we're down again.
[9:00PM] I always get nervous when Jose Calderon throws an alley-oop pass. It's like he never threw one until he made it to the NBA. Jermaine O'neal is an excellent defensive player.
[9:04PM] Jermaine tried to time his block on Devin Harris, by coming back slowly on D. I don't know if other people notice shit like that, but it makes me laugh. Harris made his layup.
[9:07PM] Vintage Jose Calderon! Dribble hesitation, drive and lay it in!

I hope that Lost is taping right now.

[9:09PM] Who left Dooling open!?
[9:14PM] Are we leading because we've stepped up our D, or because the Nets have cooled off? My money is on the latter.
[9:16PM] I can shot-fake like Jason Kapono, but nobody respects my shot as much as the Nets respect J-Killa
[9:24PM] Kapono plays well when he's not called for travelling.
[9:28PM] Don't trade Jermaine O'neal! What a beast, offensively, and defensively!
[9:29PM] Jose Calderon, pleading his case to veteran ref Joey Crawford: "Joey, Joey, Joey!" Remind you of Raptor Fan's favourite commercial?
[9:32PM] Take care of the basketball AP, please! We can't keep Calderon on the bench too long.
[9:37PM] They just showed a stat with Graham, Kapono, and Moon. These are the players with the most to lose if the Raps trade for Shawn Marion. Gotta produce, homie! Graham especially has looked good on the offensive end. Making VC eat some spalding doesn't hurt either.
[9:42PM] Keyon fucking Dooling! I don't need this drama in my life, for real. Somebody find this guy and get a hand up!
[9:47PM] Good D from CB4, and since we got into the penalty with about 4 minutes left, we're shooting free throws during this crucial stage in the game. AP, you gotta make 'em dawg!
[9:48PM] Finally, one of these Nets misses a 3-pointer.
[9:50PM] Where's the foul!? I've got grey hairs in my goatee! I don't need any more!
[9:55PM] Oh, my fucking god (lower case 'g'). Devin Harris just broke Joey G's ankles, and at that moment, my heart sunk about 1 or 2 inches. The memory of each 1 possession loss flashed before my eyes (including the infamous loss to these very Nets). In my very best filipino accent, "Ay, putang ina!"

We got the W. It wasn't pretty, but we got it. Now I gotta watch Lost Season 5 episode 2. Peace!


chinwhat said...

this is like, your worst post ever!

Rubex Cube said...

Wow you must have been bored...stupid me stopped watching the lost episode because it was a repeat, little did I know that there was a new episode right after! URGG

Lil Lex said...

Stupid Chin, I just started at 7:26PM. I was publishing while I was blogging.

And, no Ruby, I wasn't bored, it actually took a lot of concentration to blog and watch the Raptors game at the same time.

I don't think I've been bored since I was 12 years old. There's always shit to keep me busy!

Next Wednesday, you can watch the 8 o'clock episode to catch up, and then watch the new episode at 9. You should come over and watch at CathyAl's!

OhPunk! said...

Agreed. This was terrible. My brain cannot process.

You should've tried one of them Rubex Cube tactics. You know. Copy. Paste.

Lil Lex said...

I can't help stupid people