I apologize to all Raptor fans for my comments on my last post. Looking past the Sixers was wrong.
No wait, fuck that. Juan Dixon got 23 minutes? No wonder we fucking lost!
Also, a memo to Andrea Bargnani: You are seven feet tall! Rebound the gatdamn basketball!
I shall return to sacrificing virgin towel girls and Irish Spring Raptors Dance Pak girls for the basketball gods, in hopes that it will please them to give us the edge against Boston on Wednesday night.