Monday, November 26, 2007

My Friend Jon is a retard

So I'm chatting with my friend Jon ... and he's such an idiot. Here's how our conversation went:

Far Beyond The Stars says: (10:08:02 PM)
spanish night commercial is so funny

Al Torreno says: (10:13:45 PM)
gimme a link

Far Beyond The Stars says: (10:13:59 PM)
link to what?

Al Torreno says: (10:15:32 PM)
whatever the fuck commercial you're talking about?

Al Torreno says: (10:15:34 PM)
fuck jon

Al Torreno says: (10:15:39 PM)
you only wrote one line

Far Beyond The Stars says: (10:15:44 PM)
it's on raptors tv dumbass

Far Beyond The Stars says: (10:15:57 PM)
jose calderon and garbojosa

Far Beyond The Stars says: (10:16:13 PM)
"spanish night"?

Al Torreno says: (10:16:16 PM)
hang on a sec

Al Torreno says: (10:16:32 PM)
you wrote "spanish night commercial is so funny"

Far Beyond The Stars says: (10:16:38 PM)
they're advertising getting a free bobble head

Al Torreno says: (10:16:50 PM)
and I was supposed to figure out that you were talking about the Raptors?

Far Beyond The Stars says: (10:16:59 PM)
laugh

Far Beyond The Stars says: (10:17:08 PM)
that's why your iq is only 129

Al Torreno says: (10:17:35 PM)
that's why YOUR IQ is only 75!

Far Beyond The Stars says: (10:17:47 PM)
so vengeful

Things that are wrong with this chat log:
  • What the fuck else would I have been asking for when I said "gimme a link" ... Am I asking for a German sausage?
  • He called me a dumbass. HE called ME a dumbass! "Spanish night commercial" seems to be talking about something Spanish, or something that is happening at night. NOT something to do with the Toronto Raptors. But apparently, I didn't get it. "Spanish night commercial" obviously refers to the Raptors Grizzlies game this Wednesday. I apologize for my inability to connect the dots (with only one fucking dot!).
  • A commercial that shows up on TV has the ability to also show up on YouTube. Fucker.
I'm project failure of the year, because Jon is my project, and he hasn't gotten any better. In fact, I think he's gotten worse. And now, by posting this, I've sealed my fate for the 2007 TeamID Awards.

3 comments:

chinwhat said...

>claps like alison< that's so good! hahaha

Shaun said...

Horrible Jon.. Horrible! Good luck book club!

Ocho Cinco!

Rubex Cube said...

haha John John! *shakes head* that was hella funny though!