Anyways, I was surfing for some Toronto Raptors news. In the summer, I always suffer from this debilitating disease known as basketball deprivation syndrome. I need Raptors ball, dammit! The only remedy during the summer months is scouring the net for trade rumours and over-indulgent editorials. It's like US weekly up in here! Shit!
So, I go to my pal Doug Smith, who writes for the Toronto Star. He wrote this article, which spoke mostly about The Raptors eventual signing of Jason Kapono. But halfway down, I read this:
Norma Wick, a.k.a. The Hardest Working Woman In Showiz, won't be back, a victim of budget cuts.Oh snap!
How do we make our Norma and Leo Rautins jokes now? Who's tall enough to interview the players? Who's going to give us crappy analysis on Raptors Game Day? Raptors Tonight?
Here's the full article: