Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Closet Fan

I admit it. Look at me. I love it. Grey's Anatomy is a hilarious, smart, and sexy show, and I am not ashamed to say that I watch it.

It has everything you would want in a television show: Quick and witty jokes. Check. Sexy girls? 3 or 4 checks. Hot sex scenes with sexy girls in them? Check. If you're looking for anything else, I'll call you a greedy bastard and slap you in the face.

Katherine Heigl kinda looks like Charlize Theron. So much, in fact, that I had to Google Grey's Anatomy to find out the actresses name. I just keep calling her Charlize.

Sandra Oh is also very hot. You wouldn't have guessed that the same place that produced dog-eater extraordinaire Jon Yu could give us a TV hottie, but I guess I've officially seen it all. I wonder if she could school me in Starcraft...

But the gem of the show is Dr. Callie Torres, aka Sara Ramirez (pronounced Sah-Rah ... why? I don't name them, I just love them). This girl is straight up delicious. The eyes, the booty, the "tits are for babies" ... gatdamn!

Now if I were A.I., I'd be like, "that girl is fat", which pretty much sums up 90% of the female population (in his opinion). Shoot, Calista Flockhart needs to go on a diet, right? But that's where he and I differ (that, and I make an effort to help my friends move). I like my women with meat. And Sara's got plenty of cushion for the pushin. Like my man Jay-Z says,

pretty, witty, girly, whirly
one who likes to party but come home early
light kinda dark, short sorta tall
slim, kinda thick I swear I love 'em all

So here's what I think you should do. I think you should watch Grey's Anatomy. Don't be ashamed. And I also think you should join the Sara Ramirez fan club. That, or risk being compared to A.I. What, you're too good to help your friend move? Think about it.

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