Sunday, March 19, 2006

I love J Alba

Into the Blue is one of the greatest movies of all time! What is the recipe for a perfect movie?

- Cast Jessica Alba
- Have sharks eating people
- Have scantily-clad women either sunbathing or dancing with each other in the clubs
- Have Jessica Alba as one of the scantily-clad women
- Have underwater shots zooming in on J Alba's butt, or the "money shot"
- Have shots of Jessica Alba bending over and brushing her teeth
- Have a car chase
- Have a boat chase
- Use harpoons to shoot people in the eye
- Get writers to come up with lines like, "shut up, you crack whore!"
- Have a scene where a dude's hand gets chopped off with an axe

My top 5 movies of all time (in no particular order):
  1. Into the Blue
  2. Honey
  3. Fantastic Four (I haven't even watched this yet!)
  4. Idle Hands
  5. Sin City