Thursday, October 27, 2005

Fucking Spyware!

If anyone has tips on how to remove spyware (without wasting half of my weekend), please let me know. I have run scans using 4 applications:
  • Spybot
  • Ad-Aware
  • MS Anti-Spyware
  • Norton Internet Security 2006
The last item on that list I actually purchased. It found 19 items (trojans, worms, adware), and fixed them all. But they're still more! why! If I ever meet anyone in my lifetime that says he's developed spyware, I'll kill him!

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

My brother's getting married!

My brother has (finally) selected a date with his fiancee to get married. Oct 14, 2006. Congratulations, bro! He called me to let me know I'm going to be his best man. The best man's prime responsibility, of course, is planning the stag.

This is going to be fun.

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Congratulations Jonathan and Charlene

On Friday, the wife and I went to Jonathan and Charlene's wedding. These guys did it up right: 4 course dinner, including a two pasta course and a two meat course (beef AND chicken!). And then, when your stomach is ready to explode, they come out with a shrimp and lobster platter at 11:30. Gatdamn!

The wife claimed that she was getting her drink on, and then sobered up for no apparent reason. Ghetto, I could've been smashed, son, smashed!

The groom and his groomsmen were wearing Barongs. And they came in using Chicago Bulls entrance theme music. And they were jumping around and bumping each other on the dance floor. A vision of Jon's wedding flashed before my eyes: Except Jon would be in the hotel, sitting by himself watching TV.

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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

CubaNation, Vol 3

More memories from CubaNation:
  • Pusoy Dos is too ethnic. We need a marketable name for it. How about NY Knockout? Fastest rising card game, even bigger than Texas Hold 'Em! Added twist: if you are last place, the other 3 get to flick your ear! Gatdamn that hurts!
  • Playing Poker with pebbles
  • Grappling: Kinda like Sumo wrestling in the water. The object is to try and get your opponent off his feet and into the water. Me, Chin, and Shaun tested this game at the beach. Tossing each other in the water like rag dolls. Shaun's friends asked later, "How much did you have to drink?", to which he replied, "We were actually sober." Later that night, we had a 5 player tournament. Only Chris was able to run the Gauntlet. Congratulations. Shaun wins the award for swallowing the most pool water.
  • At the clubs, the DJ had to cater to 2 groups: North Americans that like to dance to hip-hop, and Euros that like to dance to ... well ... dance music. When 50 Cents starts playing, watch those Euros: They're just standing there! They don't get it!

Friday, October 07, 2005

CubaNation, Vol 2

Memoirs from a TeamID superweek:
  • Daddy Yankee's "Gasolina". "Yo Chin, how come you don't like this shit?"
  • Searched at the Airport: Cuban military checking my underwear for weapons. Dude even sampled some of my after shave gel: "smells good". Fucking right!
  • The Russian Girl. Oh my perfection. Watch out for the boyfriend, he's KGB! (averts glance at Russian Girl's bootie)
  • Cuba Libre! aka Rum and Coke.
  • "Photostar Seven attacking moon installation" © Shaun Sequeira
  • "Is 75K a year enough to own a condo and an Infiniti G35?" This question, plus enough alcohol, equals 1-2 hour debate.
Watch out for Vol 3, coming soon!

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

CubaNation, Vol I


Here are my pictures from Cuba 2K5. I got owned after Wednesday, because I got a fingerprint on my lens. You can tell in a lot of the later pictures. Oh punk!

http://www.lillex.com/cubanation/

Memories of CubaNation coming soon (unless I'm slapped with a gag order from the other members of TeamID).