Thursday, December 01, 2005

Memories of St. Lucia, vol 1


  • 2 hour bus ride from the airport to the resort. oy!
  • Cockroach in our room the first morning. That mafucka's huge! I thought it was dead, cuz it was on its back. But when I went to pick it up, it started squirming. One smack with my Lugz should take care of it.
  • The tour guide for orientation had a nametag on: Marvellous. He told us, "that's what my mother called me. She must have known how I would turn out when I grew up." Maybe Shaun should use that instead of glamorous?
  • Baron hot sauce on my scrambled eggs. This some good ass hot sauce! So good I bought two bottles, one for me, and one for teamID
  • Dropped the biggest turd known to humankind. Girth as thick as a water bottle. So thick that it didn't flush down the toilet. Oh snap! They don't keep plungers here, what do I do? I got to smash up the turd ... but how? I ain't using my bare hands. The garbages have have plastic liners. I've seen dog owners do this - Hand goes in plastic bag, bag goes into toilet. Mash it up!

1 comment:

chinwhat said...

mashitUp!