Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Lil Lex's favourite things 2005

If Oprah can do it, so can I! With my birthday coming up, and Christmas just around the corner, isn't this absolutely shameless? Yes. Yes it is. With that being said, here is a list of things that would make a great gift for your favourite blogger this holiday season:

Thundercats Season 1 DVD
Lion-o's Sword of Omens reminds me of my penis: it grows in my hands, and the eye opens as I yell "Hoooo!"

Anything Roc-a-wear
It's the ROC!

A funny poker T-shirt
Like "Fucking River!" or "I got the nutz!" or "I love Shana Hiatt"

Membership into YTM (aka the youth movement)
If I'm really older than YTM, then you can at least call me Kuya

Apple iPod
Music, photos, and video! sick! Hey, I didn't say that this list was going to be practical.

Apple iPod Nano
See above

Gift Certificate to Jean Machine
If I accumulate enough, I can afford 1 Triple-5-Soul sweater

Raptors Tickets
When the Raptors return to the playoffs (sometime in the next 40 years), Nobody can tell me that I'm a bandwagon jumper. I've watched every heart-wrenching loss. Man, these guys suck!

Buy-in for the 2006 World Series of Poker
What do you mean, you don't have $10,000 to spare?

Gift Certificate to RW&Co
Lil Lex is the unofficial spokesperson. He's signed an exclusive contract to wear nothing but RW&Co.

Gift Certificate to the iTunes Music Store
Downloading digital music from a peer-to-peer network is wrong... Can anyone hook me up with the new Young Jeezy album?

Microsoft XBox 360
And don't get me that low-end shit either! I want wireless controllers, beyatch!

Wow Wee Remote Controlled Roboraptor Dinosaur
He walks around and starts biting whatever is in front of him. Reminds me of me.

In all seriousness, you don't need to buy me anything. Seriously. But if you really feel you need to get me something to show you care, pick one of the expensive ones.


chinwhat said...

i'll call you Kuya when Marvin calls you Kuya.

chris said...

how about i call you lolo, old man!