- Go to the laundromat and pay someone to do the laundry. Or better yet, just let it pile and wait for the wife to get back and do it herself. Hope I have enough underwear.
- Eat Kraft EasyMac. Or Stagg Chilli, straight out of the pot. I don't need to wash it neither, cuz it's the same thing for tomorrow anyways!
- Play video games like mad. There's no more competition for the TV. Fuck you Oprah!
- Clean the day before my wife gets back. Nobody will be the wiser.
- See if I can get away with going to work without showering. That means I can wake up at 8:45AM (*).
Hope you have a great time bay! I love you!