Thursday, August 11, 2005

A week without my wife

For my wife's birthday, I bought her a plane ticket to Barbados, so she can visit her friend Marsha. She leaves this Saturday, which leaves me with the house all to myself ... for a whole week. What's a pathetic, utterly dependant husband to do?
  • Go to the laundromat and pay someone to do the laundry. Or better yet, just let it pile and wait for the wife to get back and do it herself. Hope I have enough underwear.
  • Eat Kraft EasyMac. Or Stagg Chilli, straight out of the pot. I don't need to wash it neither, cuz it's the same thing for tomorrow anyways!
  • Play video games like mad. There's no more competition for the TV. Fuck you Oprah!
  • Clean the day before my wife gets back. Nobody will be the wiser.
  • See if I can get away with going to work without showering. That means I can wake up at 8:45AM (*).
*bonus points

Hope you have a great time bay! I love you!

1 comment:

Rubex Cube said...

hehe soo cute~ Wow Al how are you going to survive without her, well if you need help give me a shout hahah! :P