I miss my wife, aka "Hopefully I can get the food stains off the wall before you come back..."
I miss you bay! I threw out all of the leftovers from the fridge. I thought Jon was coming over, and the last thing I want is that guy getting sick on account of week old leftovers. I guess it would be his own fault, but I'd still be responsible for getting him to the hospital, and he ain't worth that much effort.
I miss you a lot. I've got a picture of you as my desktop wallpaper. I hope you're having a good time. Keep taking pictures, but not of any Barbados men. That will just throw me into a jealous rage.
I'm keeping the house tidy, but have not done the following: Mopping, dusting, vacuuming, or cleaning the washroom. At least I did laundry!
I'll see you soon!